It’s no secret that Horror and Christmas go together like hatchets and heads. Holidays evoke the best and the worst in us by tapping into our good will toward man at the same time as they burden us with shopping, family meal planning, and the repetitive cadence of grandma getting run over by a reindeer. I continuously expose my bias, but if there is one decade that best marries horror with holidays it is the 1980s. Please join me in celebrating the Horror Homeroom holiday season by indulging in our version of the Twelve Days of Christmas (80s style)!
On the First day of Christmas, my true love sent to me, the head of Jason’s mommy.
On the Second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two Knifey Gloves
On the Third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three Horse Head Bookends
On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 4 Sand Worms
On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me another sibling rivalry
On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 6 Children Slaying
On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 7 Million Sequels
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 8 Chompers Chattering
On the Ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 9 Gone Bad Good Guys
On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 10 Gremlins Eating
On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 11 Hitchers Hiking
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 12 Klowns a Killing
